unshrink:

last night I heard my mom telling my dad, “I have two children, stop being the third”.

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petitetimidgay:

i really wish platonic relationships were more important. i’m tired of losing friendships because i’m less important than their significant other. i hate that i’m automatically not as close to my friends because i’m not the person they’re dating/sleeping with. and i hate how whenever i complain about it the response is “you’ll find someone too someday!” like no I shouldn’t have to “find someone” to feel loved and important, maybe we should stop promoting investing all your time and effort and physical and emotional intimacy into one romantic/sexual partner idk

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hopunk:

white/lightskin/racially ambiguous girl: i had a pimple one time and i was ugly and dying and everyone spit on me and i was exiled from society but then i used clean and clear and now i am a healed and whole person with jesus in my heart

(via shercockandmycrotch-blog)

thefourteenthdarkone:

pixar: how can we spice up the new cars movie no one over the age of five seems very excited

the guy who proposed deadass murdering lightning mcqueen:

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jason-gracefully:

In The Lightning Thief Annabeth said that you were only allowed to leave camp with Chiron’s permission and he almost never gave that permission except for quests but then in Battle of the Labyrinth Annabeth leaves camp to go on a movie date with Percy so I think we know who the real biggest percabeth shipper is

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